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阿娃 发表于 2005-3-18 22:18:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿   2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你?   3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you     你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你   4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see,     brothers ! together up !      你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!    5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!      有事起奏,无事退朝   6 . you me you me     彼此彼此 7 . You Give Me Stop!!     你给我站住!   8 . know is know noknow is noknow     知之为知之,不知为不知 …   9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹   10 . dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!      龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!   11 . American Chinese not enough      美中不足   12 . one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die      车祸现场描述   13 . heart flower angry open      心花怒放   14 . go past no mistake past      走过路过,不要错过   15 .小明: I am sorry!      老外: I am sorry too!      小明: I am sorry three!      老外: What are you sorry for?      小明: I am sorry five!   16 . If you want money,I have no;     if you want life,I have one!     要钱没有,要命一条   17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.      我叫李老大,今年 25 。   18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。   19 . as far as you go to die      有多远,死多远!! ! !   20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face     给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸   22 . The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed.     金正日是金日成的儿子
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★.DolL 城市天生有一张冷凝的脸,只有在角落边缘,才可以看到一点点朴实的美丽. 于是我,喜欢蜷缩着,蹲着,看世界... http://spaces.msn.com/members/doll1314/
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有些以前看过哩,还挺好笑的。
2005-3-18 22:31:00
啦啦啦。。
know is know noknow is noknow
这句好玩^[em02]
2005-3-18 22:36:00
[img]http://pic.comicme.net:6600/upload/2005-12-04/11336580394.jpg[/img]
  
 
               you me you me`
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2005-3-18 22:49:00
★.DolL 城市天生有一张冷凝的脸,只有在角落边缘,才可以看到一点点朴实的美丽. 于是我,喜欢蜷缩着,蹲着,看世界... http://spaces.msn.com/members/doll1314/
YOU ME YOU ME,觉得译得不大恰当
2005-3-18 23:01:00
[img]http://pic.comicme.net:6600/upload/2005-12-04/11336580394.jpg[/img]
哈哈... 就说  the same the same ok啦.
2005-3-18 23:08:00
★.DolL 城市天生有一张冷凝的脸,只有在角落边缘,才可以看到一点点朴实的美丽. 于是我,喜欢蜷缩着,蹲着,看世界... http://spaces.msn.com/members/doll1314/
恩,the same ,你和啊作者 the same [em02][em02]
2005-3-18 23:17:00
[img]http://pic.comicme.net:6600/upload/2005-12-04/11336580394.jpg[/img]
   哇.`  you want to say what~?
2005-3-18 23:21:00
★.DolL 城市天生有一张冷凝的脸,只有在角落边缘,才可以看到一点点朴实的美丽. 于是我,喜欢蜷缩着,蹲着,看世界... http://spaces.msn.com/members/doll1314/
If you don't know,then you unkown 就OK啦
2005-3-18 23:24:00
[img]http://pic.comicme.net:6600/upload/2005-12-04/11336580394.jpg[/img]
噢,my goddess. ..unknow 就unknow 哩.. it's not serious.
2005-3-18 23:36:00
★.DolL 城市天生有一张冷凝的脸,只有在角落边缘,才可以看到一点点朴实的美丽. 于是我,喜欢蜷缩着,蹲着,看世界... http://spaces.msn.com/members/doll1314/
(看过之后……)
郁闷ING......
2005-3-18 23:51:00
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怎么变成英语教学了..
2005-3-19 00:12:00
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GOLD MOUNTAIN MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS'ENGLISH  IS
VERY VERY REALY REALY NOT THE SAME~~~
GOLD MOUNTAIN MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS  JUST ARE NOT THE SAME!!!!
HOUSE!!!!
HOUSE!!!!!
VERY HOUSE!!!!
2005-3-19 00:34:00
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你在乱抽啥啊……………………
2005-3-19 07:44:00
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我这里有一句比较正常的英语谁能翻译``````也不是什么好话```
your right brain has nothing left, while your left brain has nothing right.
2005-3-19 09:12:00
BBS,就是许多SB在互相BS。
知道“Sorry, I'm late.”怎么解释吗?
“你是Sorry,我是Late!”
2005-3-19 14:00:00
新邮箱lichgo_st@yahoo.com.cn 我博客—http://lichgo.blog.tianya.cn
....hao you liao a~~~~    呵呵
2005-3-19 14:05:00
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冷~~~
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2005-3-19 14:37:00
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对,就是要这种效果!
这句话其实是一句冷笑话!!!
2005-3-19 17:16:00
新邮箱lichgo_st@yahoo.com.cn 我博客—http://lichgo.blog.tianya.cn
以下是引用阳光下的黑色在2005-3-19 9:12:17的发言:我这里有一句比较正常的英语谁能翻译``````也不是什么好话```
your right brain has nothing left, while your left brain has nothing right.


It seems that nobody birds you....
还是我来吧...呵呵...
你的右脑没什么东西剩下,而你的左脑也没什么东西是正确滴……
Ps:好象翻译得好烂啊……郁闷s.....[em08]为了顶你....
2005-3-19 22:02:00
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